Right outside of Iquitos is the Amazon Golf Club, the only golf course within five hundred miles. It’s 9 holes, carved out of jungle by a Brit called Mike. It’s a 2,500 yard par 35, and Mike claims to have once shot a 32…on the first 2 holes.
You’re issued 10 balls with club rental, but you can buy more in increments of 6. I took 16, and managed to return 2 of them. This is probably the only golf course in the world that includes a machete and rubber boots with club rental, and both are necessary. Here, you lose your ball in the fairway. In the rough, you haven’t got a chance. You’re absolutely forbidden from retrieving balls from water hazards after an unfortunate golfer lost a finger tip to a piranha (this is true, not a joke). But you’re encouraged to fish the water hazards, if you like, and the clubhouse has hammocks.
Mike was on-site doing some groundskeeping, and was good enough to let me help him. He thought it strange that I wanted to help, but after no honest work for a month, I figured it would do me some good. Nothing major, mind you, just cutting down woody weeds and dead palm leaves with the hedge clippers that we call “loppers” back home.
After spending a full day on the river looking for fish the day before, it turns out that the best fishing down here is exactly where it is everywhere else–in a fish pond. Just across the street from the golf club is a restaurant that serves fish straight from their own pond. They don’t let the locals fish it, but they’re happy to let stupid gringos fish it because we catch-and-release. It’s chock full of big peacock bass and lots of other things with Spanish names that I don’t recall. But all very aggressive–it was a challenge just to get the slack from a cast taken up before the strike, and these guys demolished lures. The hook was actually torn off one lure (the split ring survived), and the eyelet was torn out of a Rapala crankbait (the knot in the line survived). Mike says that peacock bass are pound-for-pound the fightingest freshwater fish on the planet, and I believe it–they’re like really, really spirited smallmouth, particularly on the ultralight rig that I’m carrying.
Alas, no pictures of this either, because of the lost camera, but the replacement is already en route. But the golf course does have a website, if you’re interested:
http://www.amazongolfcourse.com/