Burma was a closed country and a military dictatorship for over 40 years, and is just opening up to the wider world. They’ve begun the treacherous process of democratizing, with adequate success thus far, capped by high-profile visits from Sec of State Clinton in 2011 and President Obama in 2012. There are active insurgencies near the Indian and Thai borders, but the bulk of the country is very safe, particularly where we’re going, along the south-to-north corridor from Rangoon to Mandalay via Bagan and Inle Lake.
As a former British colony, plenty of (heavily-accented) English is spoken, and the people are extraordinarily happy when they interact with you. Which isn’t often. They possess the reticence to interact with foreigners that one finds in a closed society.
Rangoon, the largest city and former capital, is full of decaying colonial grandeur. Everything is cheap here, even by Asian standards. You could easily eat for a dollar or so on the street, and 4 or 5 at the places that cater to foreigners.
From Rangoon, it’s seven hours by private car to Bagan, home to the largest collection of Buddhist temples in the world with more than 3,000 stretching along the banks of the Irrawaddy, the biggest river in the world that you’ve never heard of. The temples date from the 9th to 13th centuries, and fill the entire horizon.
It’s hard to illustrate without panorama, plus the sky is full of smoke from cane fields and red dust, this being the end of the dry season here.
Our hotel was on the river, surrounded by acacia trees and centered around a house built for the then Duke of York, later King Edward VII, when he visited in 1922. It featured 17 dollar massages and plenty of gin and tonics–our horse-drawn phaeton driver was surprised at how few temples we wanted to see (they’re all the same) and how eager we were to get back to the hotel.
From here, it’s 7 hours to Inle Lake, and from there 6 more to Mandalay. Lots of stray dogs around, but it’s rural enough that they all look healthy, and mutts are always good looking, almost like dingos. This guy found a place to take a nap, of which I was most jealous.
They drive on the wrong side of the road here. I don’t mean on the left. They actually drive British-style vehicles (steering wheel on the right if the car) in normal style traffic (driving on the right side of the road). The drivers here are more aggressive than other parts of SE Asia, though there is much less traffic, or maybe because there is much left traffic. The combination makes for a pretty harrowing experience on twisting two lane mountain rides. If you’re riding shotgun, when the driver moves to pass someone, you see the big rig bearing down on you at high-speed long before your driver does.
The men also stand bizarrely close to the urinals here. Like with their hips in contact with the porcelain. I’m not sure how they manage this without spraying on themselves. I’ve always been more concerned with splashing on myself than with someone else sneaking a side-glance at my penis, but to each his own, I suppose.