If Sri Lanka is India Light, Bangladesh is India Plus. Here there is more pollution, higher population density, and worse poverty.
Historically, present-day Bangladesh and West Bengal (in India) were united as Bengal. As Indian independence approached, the Muslim League (an Indian political organization) prevailed on the departing British to separate the majority-Muslim parts of British India into a separate country. Hence present-day Pakistan and present-day Bangladesh became one country called Pakistan, with two parts separated by a thousand miles. Ethnic violence followed the partition, with millions of Hindus fleeing Pakistan for India, and millions of Muslims fleeing India for Pakistan. But the two parts of Pakistan had nothing in common but religion—they were ethnically, culturally, and linguistically distinct. East Pakistan declared independence, fought a war, won, and became present-day Bangladesh. Pakistan generally behaved like assholes, and committed a number of atrocities, for which the Bengalis* never forgave them, and probably never will.
Surrounding the Bengal Delta, which includes the outflow of the Ganges River, Bangladesh is very much a watery world, sort of akin to the Louisiana Gulf Coast. I’d describe it in more detail, but have already told you most of what I know about it. I’ve spent most of my time here sitting in traffic jams.
Dhaka, the capital, is the rickshaw capital of the world. Consequently, it has the worst traffic in the world. There are hand rickshaws, cycle rickshaws (trishaws), auto-rickshaws (tuks-tuks), horse-drawn carriages, cars, and busses all vying for space on the most congested roads imaginable. The government has tried to address the problem, with plenty of modern synchronized and network traffic signals, as well as rules preventing rickshaws of any type from using certain roads or crossing certain intersections. All to exactly zero effect. No one obeys the lights or the rules, or, for that matter, the police frantically waving at drivers to stop to be ticketed. There’s a lesson in here somewhere—regardless of what form of government a place has, no rule is enforceable until the populace decides to allow the enforcement.
The drivers here aren’t the most aggressive in the world**, but they’re unquestionably the worst. The method of driving wouldn’t even be recognizable anywhere else. It’s like bumper cars. Every motor vehicle, including motorcycles, has steel bars welded to the frame and extending beyond the front and rear bumpers. And they use them, all the time. If the vehicle in front of you is slow getting started, you go ahead and give them a bump. Bigger vehicles use their size, busses being the king of the road. Every bus is literally involved in multiple accidents every day, dozens every week. And it shows. The fronts and backs look like someone took a sledgehammer to them. The sides have had most of the paint sideswiped off. Below are pictures of a couple of random busses taken from a cab window. I chose these not because they’re particularly rough examples, but because I had my camera handy. If anything, these are in better shape than most.
Bangladesh is also noteworthy as the unhappiest place in Earth—this is as far from Disneyland as you can get. I don’t know whether it’s the suffocating heat, people stacked on top of one another, crushing poverty, or constant roadrage, but everyone here is a raving lunatic. The constant bickering is mind-numbing. This is not a case of some silly foreigner misinterpreting the local way of communicating. Arguments can, and frequently do, become violent. In the 48 hours I’ve been here, I’ve seen:
A customer try to fight a bodega merchant
Two security guards fighting two passersby
My driver try to fight a rickshaw driver
A pedestrian fighting a beggar
Two airport policemen try to fight each other
It seems like every time I turn on the news, hundreds of Bangladeshis have perished in a bus wreck, landslide, building collapse, or ferry sinking. When you look around here, it’s obvious why. Everything is overcrowded and nothing is built to remotely safe standards. We went down to the docks where the death-ferries arrive and depart. Next time a couple thousand people die in a Bangladeshi ferry sinking, it will likely be one of those pictured below.
*Bangladeshi is the standard construction, but the country is really Bangla Desh, with Bangla being what we’ve Anglicized as Bengal. The people here consider themselves Bengali, and still connected closely with West Bengal in India. The people in West Bengal consider the people here Bangladeshi, and look down on them. Here, whether Bengali properly refers to residents of Indian West Bengal, Bangladesh, or both, it doesn’t matter, because they all hate Pakistan.
**That distinction is reserved for Georgia, where cab drivers throw you out of their cabs for exhibiting your lack of faith in their skills by buckling your seatbelt.