Without exception, when was told “You must go to Karabakh…” it was followed by “…but you cannot go to Agdam.”
I first heard this from backpackers, then Armenians, and finally from the Karabakh Foreign Ministry. Naturally, being told that I couldn’t go only encouraged me. What was this Agdam? What had happened there? And why was everyone that I met telling me that I couldn’t go. I resolved to find out.
Agdam in in Azerbaijan proper. That is to say that it is not in the area of Karabakh, which claims independence. It is instead in a buffer zone that the military maintains around the region. Even Karabakh recognizes Agdam as part of Azerbaijan, and yet they occupy it for military purposes. Agdam was formerly a city of over 100,000, primarily Azerbaijani. It was completely destroyed during the war, and, save for some looting, has remained that way ever since.
I find being told where I can and can’t go distasteful, and so have some experience going places that I’m not allowed to go. There are lots of strategies, but all successful ones amount to playing dumb. You can go by yourself and act lost, or you can go with a local and act ignorant. The area is largely carpeted with anti-personnel mines, so going alone didn’t appeal to me. You have to strike a perfect balance between not appearing to be an idiot and not appearing to be an intelligence agent. My advice–go when it’s raining (because even soldiers, or maybe especially soldiers, don’t like rain), wear neutral colors (but not like a soldier or cat burglar), say as little as possible, and look for someone who NEEDS the money (drivers of barely-alive cabs that are low on gas are perfect.) Have them take you somewhere legitimate first, and feel them out. Then ask them to take you to the place that you cannot go. But you may observe that none of that keeps them from thinking you’re a foreign agent. That part is easy–drink a juicebox, or, failing that, a can of soda through a straw–no foreign agent in history has sipped from a straw. My guy (who’ll remain unnamed) agreed, and at a fair price, but he was wily–he demanded that I not take a camera or phone in the car. It’s one thing to be there, and quite another thing to take photos–this is the frontline of a war, after all. It’s not arrest that you fear, because arrest is very much a civilian concept. Detention is probably a better term, but it’s even more complicated here, because this is an unrecognized state, and so there is no consular support here.
The focal point of Agdam is a 150 year old Persian mosque, now used as a stable. A local rite of passage for Karabakh youths for the last 20 years or so has been to desecrate the mosque by climbing to the top of one of the minarets and drinking a beer as fast as he can, in full view of the Azeri frontline. Azeri snipers particularly dislike the desecration of their mosque, and so have both minarets perfectly sited–hence the rite of passage. Because the driver insisted that I leave all cameras behind, I don’t have any pictures of downtown Agdam–not that there’s much to see. But I look sort of Armenian, and my Lada Niva looks very Armenian, so I went back on my own–not into the center, because the rain had subsided and the patrols were out. I went as far as I could, before I was going to have stop for a roadblock and explain myself*, but the troops seemed comfortable enough with me turning around and heading back the way I came.
The outskirts of Agdam.
A cleared minefield, thanks to the UK-based NGO, “The Halo Trust”, who do fantastic work all over the world.
Agdam in the distance.
An Armenian/Karabakhi bunker from behind, facing Azerbaijan.
An Armenian/Karabakhi bunker from the front, facing Armenia.
An uncleared minefield between the lines, with the hulks of tanks and APCs from the war.
An Armenian village, totally destroyed by the fighting. It’s on a smaller scale, but gives a flavor of Agdam.
A blown up bridge.
*If I’d had to explain myself, it was all planned. As I said, the game is to act ignorant, confused, and oblivious. The conversation would have gone something like this:
Soldier: What are you doing here?
Gray: Captain, I’m sure glad to see you. I’m looking for a place called Agdam, and I’ve gotten myself half lost. I’m visiting from America, why do you ask? (always address him by one rank, but only one rank, above his actual rank)
Soldier: You cannot be here. This is a restricted area.
Gray: You don’t say? But I think I have the proper visa here in my passport, see?
Soldier: This allows you into Karabakh, not Agdam.
Gray: Ah, I see. But I have my papers here, from the Foreign Ministry, and they plainly say that I can travel to Agdam.
Soldier: Your papers do not say that you can go to Agdam.
Gray: Of course they do, look here. (points at “Askeran”)
Soldier: That says “Askeran”, not “Agdam”.
Gray: Ah, I see that now. That Consular Officer really has the worst handwriting. I had no idea, but it’s a good thing you stopped me before I got to Agdam.
Soldier: We’re in Agdam now.
Gray: That can’t be right, my GPS shows that we’re in Askeran, see?
Soldier: No, if you zoom in, you’ll see that you’re in Agdam.
Gray: I see that now. Well, good thing you found me, I could have gotten myself into trouble! You know, this place is a real mess, and looks dangerous, what with the soldiers and landmines and all. You all really shouldn’t be encouraging tourists to come here. (walks away)
(If things get particularly dicey, you go straight to “Is there any way that we can resolve the issue right now?”. If they’re dense, you follow it with “I’d by happy to pay any additional charges or fees.” Finally, if things get really bad, you can use the “ejection seat”. But it should be treated like an ejection seat, it’s expensive and dangerous, but it works when nothing else will. Produce a $100 bill–it needs to be USD, not Euros or the equivalent in local currency. Fold it twice, slip it into the front shirt pocket of the person you’re dealing with, without saying a word, and walk away.)